follow the science

10 masks and 3 vaccinations

Like many people, I’m not taking any chances during the COVID pandemic. When I heard some experts suggesting that two masks are better than one, I quickly took the logic out a bit further and decided I’m going to start wearing 10 masks at once to guarantee I’m virus-free. Similarly, I figured that since more masks are better, I decided to get all three of the vaccines available to the general public. It only required five shots, and I was only deathly ill after four of them, so it wasn’t that bad at all. People who are worried about…

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Follow the signs

Fortunately, thanks to the egos and desire to be noticed of today’s Americans, it’s easier than ever before to figure out who’s responsible. Just look for people who: say “follow the science” proudly display an Obama or Biden sticker on their car stand in doorways having conversations wear masks in their cars make Tik Tok videos of themselves dancing slow down for green lights ask a lot of questions during a 4pm Friday work meeting just want people to vote (regardless of who they’re voting for) eat veggie burgers stand in the aisle and dink around with their personal…

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