Like many people, I’m not taking any chances during the COVID pandemic. When I heard some experts suggesting that two masks are better than one, I quickly took the logic out a bit further and decided I’m going to start wearing 10 masks at once to guarantee I’m virus-free.
Similarly, I figured that since more masks are better, I decided to get all three of the vaccines available to the general public. It only required five shots, and I was only deathly ill after four of them, so it wasn’t that bad at all. People who are worried about the after effects are juts being silly.
So far, it’s been great. I haven’t gotten any COVID since I got all the vaccines. (Though, I’ve had quite a few flu symptoms and my spleen seems to have shut down. But at least COVID won’t kill me, and that’s what’s most important.)
Between the masks, having all three vaccines, and social distancing at least 60 feet from everyone (because of 10 masks are better than one, then 60 feet is better than 6, right?), I figure I’m at absolutely no risk for coronavirus.
All I had to do was follow the science.
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