Fortunately, thanks to the egos and desire to be noticed of today’s Americans, it’s easier than ever before to figure out who’s responsible. Just look for people who:

  • say “follow the science”
  • proudly display an Obama or Biden sticker on their car
  • stand in doorways having conversations
  • wear masks in their cars
  • make Tik Tok videos of themselves dancing
  • slow down for green lights
  • ask a lot of questions during a 4pm Friday work meeting
  • just want people to vote (regardless of who they’re voting for)
  • eat veggie burgers
  • stand in the aisle and dink around with their personal things when everyone behind them is waiting to get off the plane
  • text or IM with people sitting across from them
  • drive electric cars
  • bring reusable bags to the grocery story
  • wear Birkenstocks and socks
  • stand and wait for a walk light when there is no one within 400 yards of the intersection
  • take one step off a crowded bus and then stop to look around while everyone behind them is also trying to get off
  • ask if you’ve been vaccinated
  • film public spectacles they should either try to stop or simply ignore
  • believe America is evil
  • listen to their phone without headphones on planes and in public places
  • protested during the “pandemic” when they otherwise feared going outside
  • stand 20 feet behind a person using an ATM
  • drive a Suburu

These are the people responsible. These are the very dangerous morons who walk among us.