Fortunately, thanks to the egos and desire to be noticed of today’s Americans, it’s easier than ever before to figure out who’s responsible. Just look for people who:
- say “follow the science”
- proudly display an Obama or Biden sticker on their car
- stand in doorways having conversations
- wear masks in their cars
- make Tik Tok videos of themselves dancing
- slow down for green lights
- ask a lot of questions during a 4pm Friday work meeting
- just want people to vote (regardless of who they’re voting for)
- eat veggie burgers
- stand in the aisle and dink around with their personal things when everyone behind them is waiting to get off the plane
- text or IM with people sitting across from them
- drive electric cars
- bring reusable bags to the grocery story
- wear Birkenstocks and socks
- stand and wait for a walk light when there is no one within 400 yards of the intersection
- take one step off a crowded bus and then stop to look around while everyone behind them is also trying to get off
- ask if you’ve been vaccinated
- film public spectacles they should either try to stop or simply ignore
- believe America is evil
- listen to their phone without headphones on planes and in public places
- protested during the “pandemic” when they otherwise feared going outside
- stand 20 feet behind a person using an ATM
- drive a Suburu
These are the people responsible. These are the very dangerous morons who walk among us.
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