I think the bigger question that no one is asking is: Why did Starbucks hire 175,000 racists in the first place? (Well, they’re not racists anymore… now that they’ve all been trained not to be.) Perhaps Starbucks was providing a community service. Perhaps they figured if they would hire as many racists as they could and then rehabilitate them in one half day session. We’ll know soon, because if they did, they’ll lay off the newly reformed racists and hire a new batch of 175,000 racists. With this plan, it won’t be long before Starbucks has solved the entire…

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