In a long overdue victory for regular Americans, Joe Biden today hired his administration’s first seemingly normal person to be the White House’s Secretary of Mediocrity. Pat Morgenthal, the new Secretary, underscores Joe Biden’s pledge for unity and creating an administration that represents all of America. Biden acknowledged that normal people were the only ones left not represented by his administration. Like Pete Buttigieg, who was hired because he’s gay; Rachel Levine, who was hired because he’s trans; Sam Britton, who was hired because he’s an eggheaded freak show; Robert Fenton, who was hired to represent the Satin-worshipping segment…

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