Mike Moustakas is a good baseball player, and very important to the Brewers right now. But if that guy doesn’t start chewing with his mouth closed, I don’t think I can watch the team anymore. Every time they show him on camera, he’s always chewing with his mouth open. Always. Can the guy close his mouth for even two seconds? If I were on the team with him, I’d snap on him: “Moustakas! For the love of all that is holy, could you please chew with your *ucking mouth closed!”

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