Mike Moustakas is a good baseball player, and very important to the Brewers right now.

But if that guy doesn’t start chewing with his mouth closed, I don’t think I can watch the team anymore.

This is pretty much how he looks whenever you see him in-game.

Every time they show him on camera, he’s always chewing with his mouth open. Always.

Can the guy close his mouth for even two seconds? If I were on the team with him, I’d snap on him: “Moustakas! For the love of all that is holy, could you please chew with your *ucking mouth closed!”