Whether you got big machines or little machines, Speedy Metal can help. Here is the number one nominee for worst jingle of the year: Speedy Metals. This one’s got it all. Horrible lyrics. Gravely-voiced, aging rock ‘n’ roll man on vocals. Power chords. And the most awkward product/service one could offer. It’s one thing to need metals. But sometimes, you need them really fast. Who else would you even consider, other than Speedy Metals?

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