I was riding the elevator this morning and two women got in and moved behind me, between me and the door. I was facing the door, so I couldn’t really see what was going on, but this is what I heard: “Your toes look so good today.” “Heh… thanks.” (Said sheepishly…) “They’re *ucking amazing!” (Said with an insane amount of enthusiasm.) The door opened on my floor before I was able to sneak a peak, but I’m going to take her word for it.

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