Well, this was fairly easy to predict, and here we are. Suddenly, #asianlivesmatter is trending.

So let’s recap:

  • Black Lives Matter = good
  • Asian Lives Matter = good
  • Hispanic Lives Matter = good
  • Muslim Lives Matter = good
  • Greek Lives Matter = good
  • Italian Lives Matter = good
  • Indian Lives Matter = good
  • Female Lives Matter = good
  • Jewish Lives Matter = good (though, depends who you ask)
  • All Lives Matter = racist

I think there’s an actual math problem here. I wonder, through process of elimination, who’s lives don’t matter.