Whew! That was a close one.

I almost gave my kids the polio vaccine, but fortunately I found out, just in time, that Dr. Sabin, who’s credited with developing the vaccine, once had a semi-racist thought.

Can you imagine? That’s probably why there are so many racists running around the United States. Do you have any idea how many millions of children are running around with that racist vaccine in their blood?

I’m glad I looked this up. Fortunately, I caught this just in time. At least there’s a small chance my kids grow up not being racists.

Now if only there was a vaccine that made them anti-racists.

But alas, earth is no utopia…