I recently stayed at a hotel where the complimentary shampoo was peppermint shampoo.

When I opened it in the shower, it was like a was washing with a candy cane.

(Who can even smell anything in a shower, anyway? What smells in a shower?)

When it’s 6am in the morning, the last thing I want is to smell a blast of peppermint in the shower.

What’s worse, my whole head smelled like Christmas.

Who the hell thought that would be a good idea…?